Freegle Limericks and Poems

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Donation requests

Freegle has freebies that are great
Saving me many pieces of eight
Although it is much fun
Freegle is not free to run
Get in touch if you want to donate
(alternative last line: "So please get in touch if you want to donate")

Have you used Freegle of late?
If so, would you like to donate?
For Freegle to run
We need a fair sum
To allow us to operate

Freeglers lend me your ears
Our people are all volunteers
But though it sounds funny
We're short of some money
To make sure we're oiling the gears

We're proud of our Freegle, indeed
But donations are what we need
A small one will do
From any of you
Whose freegling has made you pleased

Freeglers please gather round
And donate us many a pound
To maintain our balance
And keep all our talents
So goodies galore can be found

General

Her husband was not in his bed
She worried, in case he was dead
The reason he gave
"I was in my 'Man Cave'"
So later she freegled the shed

That President Donald J Trump
Takes all his stuff to the dump
He's failing to see
That freegling's free
And gives everybody the hump, the chump
(he would, even if he freegled)

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