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== Donation requests == | |||
Freegle has freebies that are great<br> | Freegle has freebies that are great<br> | ||
Saving me many pieces of eight<br> | Saving me many pieces of eight<br> | ||
Although it is much fun<br> | Although it is much fun<br> | ||
Freegle is not free to run<br> | Freegle is not free to run<br> | ||
Get in touch if you want to donate | Get in touch if you want to donate<br> | ||
''(alternative last line: "So please get in touch if you want to donate")'' | |||
Have you used Freegle of late?<br> | Have you used Freegle of late?<br> | ||
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We need a fair sum<br> | We need a fair sum<br> | ||
To allow us to operate | To allow us to operate | ||
Freeglers lend me your ears<br> | Freeglers lend me your ears<br> | ||
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We're short of some money<br> | We're short of some money<br> | ||
To make sure we're oiling the gears | To make sure we're oiling the gears | ||
We're proud of our Freegle, indeed<br> | We're proud of our Freegle, indeed<br> | ||
But donations are what we need<br> | But donations are what we need<br> | ||
A small one will do<br> | A small one will do<br> | ||
From any of you<br> | From any of you<br> | ||
Whose freegling has made you pleased | Whose freegling has made you pleased | ||
Freeglers please gather round<br> | Freeglers please gather round<br> | ||
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So goodies galore can be found | So goodies galore can be found | ||
== General == | |||
Her husband was not in his bed<br> | Her husband was not in his bed<br> | ||
She worried, in case he was dead<br> | She worried, in case he was dead<br> | ||
The reason he gave<br> | The reason he gave<br> | ||
"I was in my 'Man Cave' "<br> | "I was in my 'Man Cave'"<br> | ||
So later she freegled the shed | So later she freegled the shed | ||
That President Donald J Trump<br> | That President Donald J Trump<br> | ||
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He's failing to see<br> | He's failing to see<br> | ||
That freegling's free<br> | That freegling's free<br> | ||
And gives everybody the hump, the chump <br> | And gives everybody the hump, the chump<br> | ||
(he would, even if he freegled) | (he would, even if he freegled) | ||
Links: [[Local Funding]] | Links: [[Local Funding]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:00, 17 July 2026
Please feel free to add more limericks or poems to this page!
Donation requests
Freegle has freebies that are great
Saving me many pieces of eight
Although it is much fun
Freegle is not free to run
Get in touch if you want to donate
(alternative last line: "So please get in touch if you want to donate")
Have you used Freegle of late?
If so, would you like to donate?
For Freegle to run
We need a fair sum
To allow us to operate
Freeglers lend me your ears
Our people are all volunteers
But though it sounds funny
We're short of some money
To make sure we're oiling the gears
We're proud of our Freegle, indeed
But donations are what we need
A small one will do
From any of you
Whose freegling has made you pleased
Freeglers please gather round
And donate us many a pound
To maintain our balance
And keep all our talents
So goodies galore can be found
General
Her husband was not in his bed
She worried, in case he was dead
The reason he gave
"I was in my 'Man Cave'"
So later she freegled the shed
That President Donald J Trump
Takes all his stuff to the dump
He's failing to see
That freegling's free
And gives everybody the hump, the chump
(he would, even if he freegled)
Links: Local Funding
